So I return to the tundra July 1st
To do before then:
- Tattoo
- New DP
- See All Cousins
artemis: goddess of the hunt, the moon, and lookin fierce as fuck
ugh maybe if i get off my butt i will make this into a series or something, but yeah, basically vee comes up with really good things
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5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me
“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”
“How do you identify?”
“Old”
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
“You can have a really wonderful, y’know, experience in life being a slut.”
“There’s nothing wrong with being a slut”
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9-1-1 emERGENcy
DIDDLY DARN HECKLE DECKLE RASSAFRASSIN FRICK FROP PARDON MY SUDDEN INABILITY TO BREATHE
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> You decide it was time to rank up with the boy.The other type of p4 AU where Altair and Malik are students at a Japanese high school and solve murder mysteries and kiss and hold hands and are boyfriendssspppbbbbbbbppttttttttttttttttttttt…………..
(via maliks-discostick)
Now my brain won’t stop thinking up variants of “Joan, Don’t Be.”
“Joan, don’t be the Underground at morning rush hour.”
“Joan, don’t be what Americans think passes for tea.”
“Joan, don’t be Clyde after I decided to measure the speed of his reflexes by setting a cat on him.”
(via nininghasfeelings)
The Bullshit Police in “Friend Zone”
Written by SungWon ProZD Cho
Illustrated by Jackson Siro Wyse
Guess what, fellas, girls are not OBLIGATED to date you, and if what she perceives as a friendship results in you being a whiny piece of garbage because she won’t date you (because how DARE she!!!), then TOO BAD.
Jackson took my “GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH YOLO” shirt from my original script and went all out with a MENAGERIE of terrible clothing. Good job, Jackson.
pssssst new comic new comic
I can’t stop laughing at the law eagles
perfect
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an rotg sequel where pitch is promoted to the guardian of black friday
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supernatural episodes that need to exist
- slenderman
- genderswap
- angels in heat
- de-aging
- team free will trapped in fairytale universe with all the brutal original tales
- human!impala
- bonus points if the impala is a dude
- and demands dean continue to call him ‘baby’
- Musical for fucks sake
I feel like human!dude! impala would be a sassy motherfucker
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I WANTED
TO DO THIS
- Idris Elba as James Bond
- Richard Ayoade as Q
OH GOD IDRIS IN EVERYTHING PLS.
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petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
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